Ever Wonder...?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why the airport is called the terminal if flying is so safe?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why is the blackboard green?

Why are boxing rings square?

Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?

Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?

Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?

Why is it called ‘free gift’ when all gifts are free?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

What do you call male ballerinas?

What is a male ladybug called?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube?

If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?

The word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

When you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

The ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune.

You can prick your finger but your can’t finger your prick.